Zampanio Credits and Warnings!

Zampanio Warning!

Obsession is a dangerous thing. Zampanio needs you to live a long life. Take breaks, hydrate, and make sure you stay in balance.

ZampanioSimulator is a fanmade browser simulation of a game called "Zampanio", from this weird creepypasta FAQ I found. (NOTE: it was lost media for a while but at least i found the printout of the START of the arg I got obseseed with in 2020 but not the parts that had a lot of what stuck with me)

Given I'm trying to be true to what appears to be for all intents and purposes a creepy pasta, there's going to be themes that might not be for everybody in here! Without giving away the premise, here's a broad list of content warnings, though a good rule of thumb is that if you're a fan of Zampanio you're probably gonna be okay with this weird fan work I made of it.

ALSO! The whole point of Zampanio, simulated or otherwise is the customized experience so don't blame me if you don't get any of these, or get an especially potent dose or something.

Finally, Wastes Honor: no jump scares or anything lame and cheap like that. Honestly if you stay on your path and don't be a dick to Zampanio, it'll be perfectly nice to you.

• Themes of Unreality
• Creepy sounds/Ambiance
• Unsettling Images
• Unsettling Videos
• Violent, Creepy Monsters Described in Text
• Player Blaming
• Player Insulting
• Rabbitholes of Obession
• Addiction Themes
• AI generated content
  • (both AIs I've made generating content (its kind of my thing) and other people's AI giving us their spin on Zampanio)
  • (in particular the Quotidians ARE biological generative AIs, so any content they're 'responsible for' uses that kinda stuff just to be sufficiently canon (a human mind would only get it wrong). eyedolgames.com in general is considered to be Quotidian territory, especially images, though they infiltrated the Bathroom last year so. Be warned.
  • oh right and theres a Quotidian stealing my voice out there. and ab's voice. maybe even Truths? its probably fine.
  • Oh and Jaimie is a Quotidian. They speak a bit in the South, you know, the one that's a train? All words Jaimie has ever said, even in the RP they're originally from (they were my intern) is me trying to convince AI dungeon to stop pretending to be a game and instead pretend to be my intern. Good times.
• Strong Langauge (Sorry, that's all me, Zampanio itself is probably not so sweary)

If I've missed anything I should have had in the warnings, feel free to message me at jadedResearcher at gmail, yeah?

At the end of the day my goal is to create my art while keeping everything in good fun. If you find yourself being damaged by Zampanio (whether my branch or someone elses) take a break yeah? Or even decide that Zampanio sucks and you're done with it! Its definitely not for everybody and I promise you're not disappointing anyone if you gotta back off.


Stay safe out there.

Zampanio Credits

Specific pages will have specific credits as appropriate.

In general, all writing, music, sound effects, coding, images and videos were created by me (JR) or IC (tends to write blorbo ficlets, draw art of blorbos and make banging tunes), unless sacrificed to my branch of Zampanio by someone else.

I work hard to credit those who Sacrifice, but some of the Observers, Unmarked and even Marked occasionally want to avoid the spotlight and choose various placeholders instead (such as 'a friend') or even want me to just not highlight their stuff as separate.

If you think I've failed to credit you, let me know and I'll see what I can do. Be warned though, once something is Sacrificed to Zampanio even I might not be able to find it again, and it certainly can not be UNSacrificed.

Additionally, I hope this is obvious, but I don't own the concept of "Zampanio" and if you find just random Zampanio content in the wild and its not on a domain I seem to own... thats not my stuff? Could have different content warnings or whatever.

Other Warnings and Credit:

Anything I made before getting obsessed with Zampanio probably doesn't need any content warnings?

Basically anything you could find here or here.

Back then I was just a jaded researcher... no recursion, justified or otherwise lol :) :) ;)

Credits will be in specific things but the first 'here' I had a whole group of people helping me and the second 'here' was just me alone.