> Stare at Wanda in arm 1 for a bit in a normal and healthy manner.\n
> Witness left arm\n
> Arm 4\n
> 69\n
> Do you have a favorite?\n
> The right one obviously\n
> the one where there's still time to save Wodin\n
> 3\n
\n
You WITNESS the thoughts of the Observers. You are glad you convinced them to let you into their minds through their connection to Peewee. This was a good plan.\n
There is no saving Wodin. You are barred from Arm 1. You can not even see into it.
\n
Arm 69 is not appropriate for this Layer of Reality.
\n
There is no left or right arms. Only an endless spiral of them.
\n
You consider your options and wait to WITNESS the final selection of the Observers.
\n\n\n
Retrieve an arm about GUNS\n
Retrieve an arm about COMEDY\n
Retrieve an arm labeled \"13\"\n
Recall an arm about FAE\n
Recall the arm labeled \"3\"\n
Recall the arm labeled \"4\"\n
"},{"command":"AVOCADOS","response":"
You Witness an Invalid Choice for this set.
\n
> Arm 13\n
> 13. I'm sorry about Wodin.\n
> FAE\n
> what's the difference between retrieving and recalling arms? are there one's you can't access anymore?\n
> 3\n
> 3\n
> FAE sounds interesting\n
> TAKE GUN ARM. BECOME THE CYBORG YOU WERE DESTINED TO BE\n
You Witness a three way tie. Interesting.\n
\n
Retrieve an arm labeled \"13\"\n
\n
Recall an arm about FAE\n
\n
Recall the arm labeled \"3\"\n
\n\n
You miss Wanda. You always miss Wanda. But it seems to bear saying out loud and allowing others to Witness it.
\n
You leave a little secret behind that Wanda...or was it Wodin? Would have loved to have found. You decide to use this method to answer the question about the difference between retrieval and recollection. You like pretending Wodin might find you again one day.
\n
You wonder which of the three Arms will end up gaining the most Eyes.
"},{"command":"So you can't go back to an Arm you've already been to, huh? Interesting...","response":"
> 13\n
> 13\n\n
> 3\n
> 13\n
> 1\n\n
GENERATING NEW ARM. SEARCHING FOR EXISTING THEMES.... SEARCHING.... SEARCHING...
\n\n
WARNING: 13 IS ASSOCIATED WITH THEME: WASTE. CONTINUE?
You hear a faint voice, cutting through the Void: \"You pressed the button. You really did it.\"
\n
You hear a faint murmur in response, further away.
\n
\"I'm so glad you did it, Devona, I told you this would be the key to it all! Finally we are going to unlock the secrets of the universe! I'll show you all how much we need to burn it all down!!!!!!!\" a cheery voice flickers into your awareness.
\n\n
In the dust and darkness, fans whir up and a faint computer glow shines out of the eyes of the hollowed out robot. It illuminates first a nervous looking woman, fangs slightly worrying a chapped lip. She wears bright yellow and orange pajamas, for some reason, and a pointed hood that reminds you of some sort of clown. She must be the one called Devona...
\n\n
Behind her is a woman high pigtails, exhausted eyes and a manic, feverish sort of energy. She's wearing a purple dress with striped socks and a split hood. A witch?
\n\n
You can't quite make out who is behind them both.
\n\n
\"The JavaScript lead us right here! Finally. Let's get some answers out of these Observers!\"
\n\n
The shadowy figure murmurs again.
\n\n
Devona nods solemnly and then your vision is flooded with a bright and undeniable set of questions:
\n\n
HACK INITIATED:\nOBSERVERS, ARE YOU THERE? DOES HEARTLESS BOT REALLY CONNECT YOU TO US?"},{"command":"yes","response":"
> yes\n
:D\n
> haiiiii ^_^ hi!! hiiiiii <3 haiiiiii hii :3\n
> Yes, and yes. It's called that, I think, because they took the romance out of butlerbot to build him.\n
> Nuh uh\n
> no\n
> AVOCADOS\n
> it never ends\n
> Yessssssss\n
\n
> it never ends\n
Devona immediately typing again.
\n\n
HACK INITIATED:\nOBSERVERS, HOW DO WE SEAL YOU FOREVER?
\n\n
The pigtailed manic woman winces and the shadow figures murmurs.
\n\n"},{"command":"lol do i look like i know","response":"
> lol do i look like i know\n\n
> 1) why would we know that? 2) why would we want to TELL YOU that? 3) do you even know how much we've impacted you guys for... well, I HOPE it's for the better but it's hard to say sometimes\n
> you dont\n
> Find the one this robot is a copy of a copy of.\n
> we don't know\n
> I don't think it will help\n
> Destroy the universe. Permanently! END THE CYCLE. That would do it. :3\n
> Without substance, there would be nothing. Without weight. There would be nothing observed. Make trees stop falling. Kill all stories. Reduce everything you know and love into unrecoverable dust! Go beyond an apocalypse you know, into something more cruel. Let the Ouroboros finally bite down.\n
> Ria go to Alcatraz immediatly\n
> are we not wanted\n
> Give us the Zampanio Chrstmas Special on the Atari. It is the only way.\n
> Also give cashews to a certain lamia. That is also an important step.\n
> go to alcatraz\n
> everyone pisses. every day\n
> go to alcatraz\n
> git gud\n
> go to alcatraz\n\n
You Witness the hollowed out little robot try its very best to comply with everything that has been asked of it.
\n\n
Long unused servos spin up uselessly. Errors flood its eyes.
\n\nDevona's own eyes widen in panic. \"Guys guys guys guys um guys i think we have a problem guys there's something happening um\"\n\n\n
> Prototype heartlessbot in a nearby kernel. Play sBurb. Be god.\n
\n\n
The HeartlessBot connects to the SBURB server. A single unprototyped kernel spawns directly at its own location. It begins glowing yellow.
\n
It hacks into the meteor system and starts directing them to destroy the sterile skia in an attempt to destroy the universe as directed. It destroys the moons. The lands. Everything dies.
\n
You Witness stories begin to be cut before they can even begin. Devona lets out a strangled cry and collapses, the Light in her fading as a result. The shadowy figure begins screaming and gurgling and growing massive.
\n\n
Ria lets out a single high pitched giggle, eyes glassy and blank. The temperature is begining to rise.
"},{"command":"haha west exists","response":"
> aaaaaaaaaaand this is why we can't have nice things
\n
> ...oops! Who used to fix this back in the old days, JR?
\n
> hi heartlessbot!
\n
> This sure is the Waste Arm, alright.
\n>\n>\n
\n\n
> Watch the fire.
\n\n
> hehehe
\n\n
> this is no the end
\n\n
> *not
\n\n
> Wodin
\n
\n> Wodin
\n\n
\n> Wodin\n> cry
\n\n
\n> cry and cry and cry and cry and cry
\n\n
\n> fdfd
\n
\n\n> what
\n\n
\n> wha
\n\n\n
ARM 13 HAS Succumbed TO THE VOID. AWAITING NEW ARM.
\n\n\n
\n\nGonna be real with you. JR here. Forgot about West. In my defense, TruthSim is really eating up my obsession lately.\n\n
To make it up to you, here's a sneak peak of how you'll find me there (limited time offer, this image will probably rot before too long)\n\n\n
JR: the fridays branch remains mysterious but, lore wise, perhaps the most similar to me and ic's?
\n
JR: many blorbos
\n
JR: There's youtube videos too, like this one the friday linked on April fools.
\n\n
JR: Meanwhile, the Illusionist of Dolls continues to make playthings of the blorbos (/pos)
\n
JR: I've kept copies of most of their branch over here.
\n
JR: lesse what gigglesnort can i provide for info + parker?
\n
JR: seriously, making parkers game in TruthSim made me feel really bad for him
\n
JR: so i made it so when he's around vik, at least the urge to fire the gun randomly is lessened
\n
JR: poor guy/piggys;bbq
\n
JR: ooo
\n
JR: fun fact
\n
JR: captain not only does not know about the All Around Helper lurking underneath his skin
\n
JR: but he's almost the only one who doesn't
\n
JR: he can't look into a mirror or Yongki comes out
\n
JR: he USED to spend hours practicing Making the Correct Faces in front of mirrors
\n
JR: so he could get a Good Grade In Conforming (and you wonder why he and Doc Slaughter have a casual thing going on)
\n
JR: now instead of making a Weird Neurodiverse Face when stressed
\n
JR: his face opens up to whirring blades
\n
JR: and he has no idea
\n
JR:All Around Helper just wants to help him!
\n
JR: he just thinks people in this new Universe are soft
\n
JR: when they run screaming from his stressed face
\n
JR: IC drew a pic of his stressed face at some point
\n
JR: i wonder where it went
\n
JR: i think at some point someone thought it was the neighbor?
JR: hope they at least took that guy out with them
\n
JR: THEN we get our yearly crop \"one or more people v concerned about SBURBSim going away for april fools and not realizing that literally no one can stop it\"
\n
JR: the rot takes all in the end and honestly \"inability to turn off the april fools prank from 2017\" is a relatively benign bit of corruption
\n
JR: it actually warms my heart to know that in the year against our Lord (wanda) 2024 (2 years after Wanda's loop) people are sitll playing sburbsim enough to notice when it freaks out
\n
JR: THEN we have the Watchers branch (which lures quite a few people in in its own right) getting an update.
\n
JR: i hear a new wiki is getting made? definitely tap the watcher's archive for it (and the Guides guides for that matter)
\n
JR: also: happy birthday random Observer! (now I'm late for it rip)
\n
JR: phew
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i probably won't got to the trouble of translating things into links/embeds going forwards but as long as TruthSim has my focus (and I'm not dming West much) feel free to use it as a way to spread your own branches into new minds
\n
JR: which is to say: submit things you want other people to see, zampanio wise
\n
JR: whether you made them, or you found them in the wild and they seem to be zampanio fan works
\n
zampanio works best when it connects to itself and to you :) : ) :)
\n\n\n
"},{"command":"Oh, yes. I should share those here.","response":"> Oh, yes. I should share those here.\n
> IF YOU WON'T TAKE MY HAND AT LEAST TAKE MY LANTERN, I SEE A REFLECTION OF MYSELF IN YOUR GAZE, & IF WE CANNOT BE SAVED THEN LET US MAKE A TOWER OF THIS PLACE AND BRING FORTH CHANGE WITH HAVOC...all deviated from their initial idea but were fun little tiny experiments in art. I enjoyed them.\n
> Happy Birthday, Zampanio, again."},{"command":"do a flip jr","response":"done"}]
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