hello
usually
on april fools day
i have this whole thing planned
sburbsim
you see
automatically forwards you here
no matter what i do
the rot takes all in the end
hello to wigglersim folk, btw
but THIS time
i'm moving!
it sucks
so i figure
i'm probably not gonna be terribly online today
BUT
yall have been creating things
left and right and up and down
well...
maybe not LEFT
if you know what i mean
so i'll try to link to them here.
when i find them
between moving
in no particular order
actually
hold on
let me make this slightly easier to edit

1. https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/820180376/ one of a series of zampanio themed scratch games
2. https://www.tumblr.com/togigageta/679757808870244352/initialization-complete-unlocking-access-welcome?source=share a collaborative ask rp
3. http://farragofiction.com/ZampanioHotlink/tiktanio_glitchy_by_the_watcher_of_threads.gif (from watcher of threads (warning some phones hate it))
4. https://archiveofourown.org/works/45253405/chapters/113846905
5. http://knucklessux.com/PuzzleBox/Secrets/SeekersStory.pdf
6. https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/VideoGame/ZampanioSim
   
7. http://knucklessux.com/PuzzleBox/Secrets/ToGuideFromFriend.pdf the guide wrote to FRIEND. FRIEND responded.
8. http://knucklessux.com/PuzzleBox/Secrets/Zampanio%20is%20a%20game.%20You%20could%20play%20it_Illusionist.pdf The Illusionst made an entire presentation
   
9. http://knucklessux.com/PuzzleBox/Secrets/creepers_zampanio_map.pdf paired with https://archiveofourown.org/works/34524058 the key
10. https://www.tumblr.com/swordsxsarcasm/678354511608397824/zampanios-herald-brings-the-truth-of-zampanio?source=share
11. http://knucklessux.com/PuzzleBox/Secrets/everything_connects_with_watchers_threads.jpg
12. http://knucklessux.com/PuzzleBox/Secrets/Watcher/zampaniosim_new.pdf The Watcher of threads sees but does not interpret
13. https://www.tumblr.com/verbosebabbler/691448067434676224/is-zampanio-real-and-does-it-matter?source=share is zampanio real
    
14. https://www.tumblr.com/slug-rat/691492282176847872/unnocturnal-ngl-your-k-interpretation-is-growing?source=share
15. https://astusteabstractionist.tumblr.com/post/710082132400324608/i-forgot-that-putting-a-post-under-specific-tags
16. https://www.tumblr.com/crimsondestroyer/703415715565338624/zampaniosim
17. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931398056727953448/946949742863208448/garbage_horror_2.gif jr as a trash gremlin by the herald
18. https://archiveofourown.org/works/34694191/chapters/86380327
19. https://www.tumblr.com/striding-feather/688800712412495872/ive-also-been-thinking-about-the-man-who-wants?source=share the illusionist understands
20. https://www.tumblr.com/incorrect-zampanio-quotes/680150217056813056/cfo-i-think-putting-wanda-and-the-eye-killer-in?source=share
21. https://www.tumblr.com/tiredandturbulent/711875546741686272?source=share
22. http://www.farragofiction.com/ZampanioEyes2/New%20folder/thespiderswhisper.jpg
23. http://farragofiction.com/TwoGayJokes/Stories/IllusionistArt-StridingFeather/ the Illusionist's art in general
    
24. https://www.tumblr.com/striding-feather/688891306483892224/manifesting-more-k-content-by-creating-more-k?source=share
25. https://www.tumblr.com/striding-feather/687393102139457536/design-is-a-process-that-can-take-you-to-many?source=share
26. https://www.tumblr.com/incorrect-zampanio-quotes/678188498123128832/peewee-slams-crow-with-upsetting-amount-of-teeth?source=share
27. http://knucklessux.com/PuzzleBox/Secrets/jaimiesrap_bythewatcher.mp3 jaimies rap from Bellor
28. https://www.tumblr.com/ariadnesghost/708456661335064576/thread-1?source=share
29. https://archiveofourown.org/works/37392859/chapters/93313978
30. https://www.tumblr.com/striding-feather/687329135894413312/the-zampaniosim-experience-of-going-to-east-to?source=share
    
31. https://www.tumblr.com/unnocturnal/691167489974992896/training-info-and-hole-boi?source=share
32. https://www.tumblr.com/hareofhrair/709454106591363072/good-bones
    
33. https://www.tumblr.com/verbosebabbler/687940449384710144/links-zampaniosim?source=share
34. https://www.tumblr.com/incorrect-zampanio-quotes/678912054866886656/nam-the-killer-girl-you-are-killing-it-girl-i?source=share
35. https://www.tumblr.com/striding-feather/688679776314064896/a-variety-of-doodles-because-i-care-them-both-a?source=share don't look
36. https://www.tumblr.com/layeredwanderings/708935565203177472/before-i-step-in-ill-enumerate-what-ive-already?source=share
37. https://www.tumblr.com/verbosebabbler/692339965014736896/referring-to-faq-found-here?source=share the guide of hunters thinks about faqs
38. https://www.tumblr.com/striding-feather/689156235942100992/info-team-is-shaped-thats-it-thanks-for-coming?source=share
39. https://archiveofourown.org/works/search?work_search%5Bquery%5D=zampanio 90 whole ass stories here, cant link them all
40. https://www.tumblr.com/layeredwanderings/708989906379259904/putting-the-truth-is-layered-into-the-northnorth?source=share
41. https://www.tumblr.com/verbosebabbler/693198522796965888/zampanio-and-the-history-of-games?source=share zampanio and the history of games
42. https://www.tumblr.com/striding-feather/688956217052315648/piggy039s-bbq-amirite?source=share parker and a glitch combine
43. https://www.tumblr.com/deadcellsman/675326006396108800/you-cant-fucking-buy-technology-anymore-because?source=share
44. https://www.tumblr.com/incorrect-zampanio-quotes/680724013879836672/the-closer-leaves-and-just-beat-maybe-i-have?source=share
45. https://www.tumblr.com/incorrect-zampanio-quotes/680180461274841088/apocalypse-chick-i-love-drinking-water-eye?source=share
46. https://www.tumblr.com/weaverofeyes-wasteofrage/669136423081967616/i-have-officially-peaked?source=share art of one of the many false Skyrim copies floating around
47. https://www.tumblr.com/striding-feather/689442140966862848/some-pieces-that-have-been-floating-around-my-head?source=share a scene from west
48. https://www.tumblr.com/dysnomianmodder/687544981779628032/just-as-jadedresearcher-as-a-concept-was-the?source=share
49. https://www.tumblr.com/striding-feather/687962022919487488/blorbos-shitposts-part-2-electric-boogaloo-no?source=share
50. https://www.tumblr.com/ariadnesghost/708477600697384960/oh-i-figure-i-should-tag-something-hi-im?source=share
51. https://www.tumblr.com/memrdx/712363781243715584/rfo-meso-osnera-i-nca-lyno-kpase-ni-lcarsdbe?source=share
52. https://www.tumblr.com/striding-feather/687145391460859904/zampanio-is-a-game-you-could-play-it?source=share
53. https://www.tumblr.com/eldritchcorvus/688709482890625024/zampanio-losspass?source=share
54. https://www.tumblr.com/weaverofeyes-wasteofrage/669141228160450560/posted-it-to-the-disc-but-thought-it-should-go?source=share
55. https://archiveofourown.org/works/45562342/chapters/114646075 cheese the game
56. https://www.tumblr.com/striding-feather/689139066914078720/my-boy-is-in-the-intermission-time-to-celebrate?source=share
57. https://www.tumblr.com/verbosebabbler/687819628613861376/justtruthtsx?source=share
58. https://www.tumblr.com/incorrect-zampanio-quotes/679274473649750016/intern-we-call-that-a-traumatic-event-intern?source=share
    oh THATS where the illusionist got that from, look at me, making connections
    
    
    
    
59. https://zampaniosim.fandom.com/wiki/Category:420_branch
60. https://zampaniosim.fandom.com/wiki/Category:CatalystSBURBPlaythroughs
61. http://www.farragofiction.com/ZampanioEyes2/New%20folder/spiderweb.jpg
    
62. https://www.tumblr.com/unnocturnal/694994976429522944/if-captain-wasnt-occupying-the-same-body-as?source=share
63. https://www.tumblr.com/layeredwanderings/708940829210869760/hole-this-hole-that-everyone-is-so-obsessed-with?source=share
64. https://www.tumblr.com/striding-feather/687875004741910528/it-begins-the-blorbos-shitposts-mostly-gay?source=share
65. https://www.tumblr.com/verbosebabbler/687067520153321472/rabbit-hole-and-beyond-zampaniosim?source=share
66. https://www.tumblr.com/striding-feather/688691933990780928/so-adventuresimwest-huh-the-whiplash-i-got-from?source=share
67. https://www.tumblr.com/unnocturnal/691167489974992896/training-info-and-hole-boi?source=share blorbos
68. https://archiveofourown.org/works/36429628 catalyst claims a room
    
69. http://farragofiction.com/TwoGayJokes/Stories/ShadowArtUnnocturnal/
    
70. https://www.tumblr.com/verbosebabbler/692098186522853376/status-report-there-is-an-excerpt-from-the?source=share
71. https://www.tumblr.com/eldritchcorvus/680206589218684928/ec-httpwwwfarragofictioncompaldemicsimid-4?source=share paldemics

if i missed you its cuz im scattered and packing
but you know the drill
if you wanna be seen...
connect to another branch of zampanio

oh right
this literally dropped last night: http://eyedolgames.com/JackElope/
"oh NOW you figure out how to make real links, jr why did i have to copy and paste all those other ones"
look, dear observer, today i am v tired and making the simplest site possible for april fools is about all i can handle
consider it a puzzle
yall like puzzles
promise i'll be back to my energetic self after the move
gonna make a fake tumblr
it'll be great