The Seer of Space enters the game first. They manage to prototype their kernel sprite with a Jump Creature pre-entry. They have many INTERESTS, including Engineering and Rap. Their chat handle is sassySalamander. They are definitely the leader. They appear to be destined for greatness. They do not even understand the Land of Frogs and Heat. The Black Queen's RING OF ORBS THREEFOLD grows stronger from prototyping the Jump Creature. The Black King's SCEPTER grows stronger from prototyping the Jump Creature.

The Seer of Space does quests in the Land of Frogs and Heat, listening to the ridiculously similar croaks of cloned frogs to figure out where their flaws are. Jump Creaturesprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful.

The Prince of Time enters the game second. They manage to prototype their kernel sprite with a Wiggle Beast pre-entry. They have many INTERESTS, including Death and Rap. Their chat handle is ProficientTarget. They appear to be destined for greatness. They are very confused by the Land of Melody and Frost. The Black Queen's RING OF ORBS THREEFOLD grows stronger from prototyping the Wiggle Beast. The Black King's SCEPTER grows stronger from prototyping the Wiggle Beast.

Through a series of wacky, yet inevitable in hindsight, coincidences, the Seer of Space finds themselves in the veil of meteors surrounding the Medium. A button is pushed, and suddenly there are little tiny baby version of Seer of Space and Prince of Time and Page of Rage. Plus a bunch of superfluous extra babies. What is even going on here?

The Seer of Space does quests in the Land of Frogs and Heat, paradox cloning a variety of frogs, after making a serious note to mess with them later. Jump Creaturesprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful.

The Prince of Time does random bullshit sidequests at LOMAF, killing underlings and exploring ruins.

The Page of Rage enters the game third. They manage to prototype their kernel sprite with a Stink Creature pre-entry. They have many INTERESTS, including Wizards and Rap. Their chat handle is peacefulReader. They appear to be destined for greatness. They glare with bafflement at the Land of Weeds and Noise. The Black Queen's RING OF ORBS THREEFOLD grows stronger from prototyping the Stink Creature. The Black King's SCEPTER grows stronger from prototyping the Stink Creature.

The Page of Rage is doing something... motherfucking miraculous. It's kind of hard to look away. Their consorts seem pretty happy, though. The Page of Rage is adopting a local consort as their beloved daughter. The Page of Rage can't seem to stop laughing.

The Seer of Space does quests in the Land of Frogs and Heat, paradox cloning a variety of frogs, after making a serious note to mess with them later. Jump Creaturesprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful.

The Prince of Time does random bullshit sidequests at LOMAF, learning the true meaning of Frost and shitting on adventure game tropes and just using a cheat code.

The Prince of Time and the Prince of Time do quests in the Land of Melody and Frost, riding in at the last minute to defeat the local consorts hated enemies. Partnering up with your own time clones sure is efficient. Wiggle Beastsprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful.

The Prince of Time does random bullshit sidequests at LOMAF, getting coy hints about The Ultimate Riddle and playing minigames.

The Page of Rage is doing something... motherfucking miraculous. It's kind of hard to look away. The Dersites sure seem to be mad at them, though. The Page of Rage sets up various pranks and traps around Derse. The Page of Rage might actually be sleep walking.

The Seer of Space does quests in the Land of Frogs and Heat, listening to the ridiculously similar croaks of cloned frogs to figure out where their flaws are. Jump Creaturesprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful. The Prince of Time does quests at LOMAF, cheating at obstacle course time trials to get a finishing value of exactly 0.0 seconds. Wiggle Beastsprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful.

The Prince of Time does random bullshit sidequests at LOMAF, learning the true meaning of Frost and getting really fucking sick of Frost.

The Seer of Space (245 hp, 51 power) initiates a strife with the Echidna Minion. Jump Creaturesprite (50 hp, 30 power) joins them!


The Seer of Space (245 hp, 51 power) targets the Echidna Minion (50 hp, 25 power). A hit! The Echidna Minion (0 hp, 25 power) is dead.

The fight is over. Echidna Minion is dead.

The Prince of Time does quests in the Land of Melody and Frost, riding in at the last minute to defeat the local consorts hated enemies. Wiggle Beastsprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful.

The Prince of Time does random bullshit sidequests at LOMAF, delving into dungeons and shitting on adventure game tropes and just using a cheat code.

Holy shit. Did the Seer of Space just randomly go GodTier? What the fuck is going on? How did they even die? This is some flagrant bullshit.


The God Tier Seer of Space somehow got a hold of 413 helium balloon and has had them tied to their neck this whole time.

The Page of Rage and the Prince of Time do quests in the Land of Weeds and Noise, going on various quests of self discovery and confidence building. The Prince of Time delights in rubbing how much better they are at the game in the face of the Page of Rage. Stink Creaturesprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful. The Prince of Time and the Prince of Time do quests at LOMAF, manipulating the local stock exchange through a series of cunningly disguised time doubles. Partnering up with your own time clones sure is efficient. Wiggle Beastsprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful.

The Prince of Time does random bullshit sidequests at LOMAF, solving puzzles and learning about the lore.

The Page of Rage is doing something... motherfucking miraculous. It's kind of hard to look away. Everybody seems to be pretty pissed at them, though. The Page of Rage is probably actually under the influence of psychoactive drugs.

The Prince of Time (152 hp, 17 power) initiates a strife with the Hephaestus Minion. Wiggle Beastsprite (50 hp, 30 power) joins them!


The Prince of Time (152 hp, 17 power) targets the Hephaestus Minion (50 hp, 25 power). A hit! The Wiggle Beastsprite (50 hp, 30 power) targets the Hephaestus Minion (33 hp, 25 power). The Wiggle Beastsprite (50 hp, 30 power) practically appears to be standing still as they clumsily lunge towards the Hephaestus Minion (33 hp, 25 power). They miss so hard the Hephaestus Minion (33 hp, 25 power) has plenty of time to get a counterattack in. The Hephaestus Minion (33 hp, 25 power) targets the Wiggle Beastsprite (25 hp, 30 power). A hit! The Wiggle Beastsprite (0 hp, 30 power) is dead.

The Prince of Time (152 hp, 17 power) targets the Hephaestus Minion (33 hp, 25 power). A hit! The Hephaestus Minion (16 hp, 25 power) targets the Prince of Time (152 hp, 17 power). A hit!

The Prince of Time (127 hp, 17 power) targets the Hephaestus Minion (16 hp, 25 power). A hit! The Hephaestus Minion (-1 hp, 25 power) is dead.

The fight is over. Hephaestus Minion is dead.

The God Tier Seer of Space does quests in the Land of Frogs and Heat, combining paradox slime from multiple frogs together to make paradox offspring. Jump Creaturesprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful.

The God Tier Seer of Space is doing something... motherfucking miraculous. It's kind of hard to look away. You are definitely blaming the Page of Rage, somehow. You get a bad feeling about this. The Murder Mode God Tier Seer of Space has taken an acrobatic fucking pirouette off the handle and into a giant pile of crazy. You almost wish you hadn't seen this. This is completely terrifying. The Murder Mode God Tier Seer of Space is wearing a sombrero. How HIGH do you even have to BE?

The Page of Rage and the Prince of Time do quests in the Land of Weeds and Noise, figuring out increasingly illogical puzzles until lateral thinking becomes second nature. The Prince of Time delights in rubbing how much better they are at the game in the face of the Page of Rage. Prince of Time is irritable around the Page of Rage. Stink Creaturesprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful. The Prince of Time and the Prince of Time do quests in the Land of Melody and Frost, searching through time for an unbroken legendary piece of shit weapon. Partnering up with your own time clones sure is efficient.

The Prince of Time does random bullshit sidequests at LOMAF, learning about the lore and killing underlings.

The Prince of Time does random bullshit sidequests at LOMAF, delving into dungeons and shitting on adventure game tropes and just using a cheat code.

The Murder Mode God Tier Seer of Space brutally murders that asshole, the Page of Rage. Which is weird because you would expect the Page to have a clear advantage. Guess echeladder rank really does matter? The Prince of Time is pretty happy that their enemy was killed.

The Prince of Time is currently too busy flipping the fuck out about the dead player, the Page of Rage to be anything but a useless piece of gargbage. Their freakout level is getting dangerously high.

Page of Rage's Corpse's waits patiently for the kiss of life. But nobody came. Their dream self dies as well.

The Murder Mode God Tier Seer of Space brutally murders that asshole, the Prince of Time. Which is pretty much how you expected things to go down between a Prince and a Seer in that exact situation.

Prince of Time's Corpse's waits patiently for the kiss of life. But nobody came. Their dream self dies as well.

The Murder Mode God Tier Seer of Space can't find anybody they hate enough to murder. They calm down a little.

The Murder Mode God Tier Seer of Space can't find anybody they hate enough to murder. They calm down a little.

The Murder Mode God Tier Seer of Space used to think that the Prince of Time's Corpse was just the smelliest bag of assholes, but now they can't help but think they are most likely to screw everyone over.It's hard for the Murder Mode God Tier Seer of Space to care that they died.

The Murder Mode God Tier Seer of Space can't find anybody they hate enough to murder. They calm down a little.

The Murder Mode God Tier Seer of Space has officially settled their shit.

The God Tier Seer of Space does quests in the Land of Frogs and Heat, paradox cloning a variety of frogs, after making a serious note to mess with them later. Jump Creaturesprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful.

The God Tier Seer of Space does quests in the Land of Frogs and Heat, trying to figure out why the Forge is unlit. Jump Creaturesprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful.

The God Tier Seer of Space does quests at LOFAH, clearing various bullshit obstacles to lighting the Forge. Jump Creaturesprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful.

The God Tier Seer of Space is currently too busy flipping the fuck out about their dead Kismesis, the Page of Rage to be anything but a useless piece of gargbage.

The God Tier Seer of Space does quests in the Land of Frogs and Heat, lighting the Forge. Jump Creaturesprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful. They finally finished off all the main quests on Land of Frogs and Heat. They should be ready to face their Denizen.

The God Tier Seer of Space initiates a strife with their denizen, Echidna.


The God Tier Seer of Space (880 hp, 757 power) targets the Echidna (100 hp, 100 power). The God Tier Seer of Space (880 hp, 757 power) practically appears to be standing still as they clumsily lunge towards the Echidna (100 hp, 100 power). They miss so hard the Echidna (100 hp, 100 power) has plenty of time to get a counterattack in. The Echidna (100 hp, 100 power) targets the God Tier Seer of Space (780 hp, 757 power). The Echidna (100 hp, 100 power) practically appears to be standing still as they clumsily lunge towards the God Tier Seer of Space (780 hp, 757 power). They miss so hard the God Tier Seer of Space (780 hp, 757 power) has plenty of time to get a counterattack in. The Echidna (-657 hp, 100 power) is dead.

The fight is over. Echidna is dead.

The God Tier Seer of Space does quests in the Land of Frogs and Heat, cleaning up volcanic debris from the Forge. Man that magma is hot. Jump Creaturesprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful.

The God Tier Seer of Space does quests in the Land of Frogs and Heat, cleaning up volcanic debris from the Forge. Man that magma is hot. Jump Creaturesprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful.

The God Tier Seer of Space does quests in the Land of Frogs and Heat, alchemizing geothermal power infrastructure for the consort villagers. The local consorts babble excitedly at indoor lightning . Jump Creaturesprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful.

The God Tier Seer of Space does quests at LOFAH, cleaning up volcanic debris from the Forge. Man that magma is hot. Jump Creaturesprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful.

The God Tier Seer of Space does quests in the Land of Frogs and Heat, stoking the forge and preparing to create a new universe. Jump Creaturesprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful.

The God Tier Seer of Space does quests at LOFAH, making sure they don't accidentally clone a toad instead of a frog by mistake. Jump Creaturesprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful.

The God Tier Seer of Space does quests in the Land of Frogs and Heat, cloning ribbiting assholes till you’re up to your eyeballs in frogs. Jump Creaturesprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful.

The God Tier Seer of Space does quests at LOFAH, cloning ribbiting assholes till you’re up to your eyeballs in frogs. Jump Creaturesprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful.

The God Tier Seer of Space does quests in the Land of Frogs and Heat, alchemizing geothermal power infrastructure for the consort villagers. The local consorts babble excitedly at indoor lightning . Jump Creaturesprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful.

The God Tier Seer of Space does quests in the Land of Frogs and Heat, stoking the forge and preparing to create a new universe. Jump Creaturesprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful.

The reckoning has begun. The Black King has defeated his Prospitian counterpart, initiating a meteor storm to destroy Skaia. Remember those random baby versions of the players the Seer of Space made? Yeah, that didn't stop being a thing that was true. It turns out that those babies ended up on the meteors heading straight to Skaia. And to defend itself, Skaia totally teleported those babies back in time, and to Earth. We are all blown away by this stunning revelation. Wow, those babies were the players? Really? Like, a paradox? Huh.

Getting back to the King, all the players can do now is try to defeat him on Skaia before they lose their Ultimate Reward. The Ultimate Reward allows the players to create a new Universe frog, and live inside of it. Without it, they'll be trapped in the Medium forever. (Barring shenanigans). 1 players will fight the Dersite Royalty and try to prove themselves worthy of the Ultimate Reward.

Before the players can reach the Black King, they are intercepted by the Black Queen.



The Crowned Black Queen (500 hp, 135 power) targets the God Tier Seer of Space (1005 hp, 2034 power). A hit! The God Tier Seer of Space (870 hp, 2034 power) targets the Crowned Black Queen (500 hp, 135 power). The God Tier Seer of Space (870 hp, 2034 power) practically appears to be standing still as they clumsily lunge towards the Crowned Black Queen (500 hp, 135 power). They miss so hard the Crowned Black Queen (500 hp, 135 power) has plenty of time to get a counterattack in.

The Crowned Black Queen (500 hp, 135 power) targets the God Tier Seer of Space (735 hp, 2034 power). A hit! The God Tier Seer of Space (600 hp, 2034 power) targets the Crowned Black Queen (500 hp, 135 power). The God Tier Seer of Space (600 hp, 2034 power) practically appears to be standing still as they clumsily lunge towards the Crowned Black Queen (500 hp, 135 power). They miss so hard the Crowned Black Queen (500 hp, 135 power) has plenty of time to get a counterattack in.

The Crowned Black Queen (500 hp, 135 power) targets the God Tier Seer of Space (465 hp, 2034 power). A hit! The God Tier Seer of Space (330 hp, 2034 power) targets the Crowned Black Queen (500 hp, 135 power). The God Tier Seer of Space (330 hp, 2034 power) practically appears to be standing still as they clumsily lunge towards the Crowned Black Queen (500 hp, 135 power). They miss so hard the Crowned Black Queen (500 hp, 135 power) has plenty of time to get a counterattack in.

The Crowned Black Queen (500 hp, 135 power) targets the God Tier Seer of Space (195 hp, 2034 power). A hit! The God Tier Seer of Space (60 hp, 2034 power) targets the Crowned Black Queen (500 hp, 135 power). The God Tier Seer of Space (60 hp, 2034 power) practically appears to be standing still as they clumsily lunge towards the Crowned Black Queen (500 hp, 135 power). They miss so hard the Crowned Black Queen (500 hp, 135 power) has plenty of time to get a counterattack in. The God Tier Seer of Space's Corpse (-75 hp, 2034 power) is dead.

The strife is over. The God Tier Seer of Space's Corpse is dead.

The game abstraction of the Judgement Clock is ruling on the death of the God Tier Seer of Space's Corpse. The God Tier Seer of Space's Corpse's death is judged to be neither HEROIC nor JUST. They revive in a rainbow glow, stronger than ever.

Before the players can reach the Black King, they are intercepted by the Black Queen.



The Crowned Black Queen (500 hp, 135 power) targets the God Tier Seer of Space (1025 hp, 2114 power). A hit! The God Tier Seer of Space (890 hp, 2114 power) targets the Crowned Black Queen (500 hp, 135 power). A hit! The Crowned Black Queen (-1614 hp, 135 power) is dead.

The fight is over. Black Queen is dead.

It is time for the final opponent, the Black King.



The Crowned Black King (1000 hp, 1085 power) targets the God Tier Seer of Space (1055 hp, 2234 power). A hit! The God Tier Seer of Space's Corpse (-30 hp, 2234 power) is dead.

The strife is over. The God Tier Seer of Space's Corpse is dead.

The game abstraction of the Judgement Clock is ruling on the death of the God Tier Seer of Space's Corpse. The God Tier Seer of Space's Corpse's death is judged to be neither HEROIC nor JUST. They revive in a rainbow glow, stronger than ever.

It is time for the final opponent, the Black King.



The Crowned Black King (1000 hp, 1085 power) targets the God Tier Seer of Space (1075 hp, 2314 power). A hit! The God Tier Seer of Space's Corpse (-10 hp, 2314 power) is dead.

The strife is over. The God Tier Seer of Space's Corpse is dead.

The game abstraction of the Judgement Clock is ruling on the death of the God Tier Seer of Space's Corpse. The God Tier Seer of Space's Corpse's death is judged to be neither HEROIC nor JUST. They revive in a rainbow glow, stronger than ever.

While various bullshit means of revival were being processed, the Black Royalty have fled Skaia to try to survive the Meteor storm. There is no more time, if the frog isn't deployed now, it never will be. There is no time for mourning.


Luckily, the God Tier Seer of Space was diligent in frog breeding duties. The frog is deployed, and grows to massive proportions, and lets out a breath taking Vast Croak.

The door to the new universe is revealed. Everyone files in.

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The MVP of the session was: God Tier Seer of Space with a power of: 2394
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