The Seer of Space (sassySpaceman) enters the game first. They manage to prototype their kernel sprite with a Jump Creature pre-entry. They have many INTERESTS, including Engineering and Rap. Their chat handle is sassySpaceman. They are definitely the leader. They appear to be destined for greatness. They do not even understand the Land of Wood and Frogs. The Black Queen's RING OF ORBS THREEFOLD grows stronger from prototyping the Jump Creature. The Black King's SCEPTER grows stronger from prototyping the Jump Creature.

Through a series of wacky, yet inevitable in hindsight, coincidences, the Seer of Space (sassySpaceman) finds themselves in the veil of meteors surrounding the Medium. A button is pushed, and suddenly there are little tiny baby version of Seer of Space and Prince of Time and Page of Rage. Plus a bunch of superfluous extra babies. What is even going on here?

The Seer of Space (sassySpaceman) does quests in the Land of Wood and Frogs, paradox cloning a variety of frogs, after making a serious note to mess with them later. Jump Creaturesprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful.

The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) enters the game second. They manage to prototype their kernel sprite with a Wiggle Beast pre-entry. They have many INTERESTS, including Death and Rap. Their chat handle is ProficientTarget. They appear to be destined for greatness. They are very confused by the Land of Cesium and Arenas. The Black Queen's RING OF ORBS THREEFOLD grows stronger from prototyping the Wiggle Beast. The Black King's SCEPTER grows stronger from prototyping the Wiggle Beast.

The Seer of Space (sassySpaceman) is currently too busy flipping the fuck out about how the Ultimate Goddamned Riddle means that if they didn't play this bullshit game in the first place they never would have been born at all to be anything but a useless piece of gargbage. Their freakout level is getting dangerously high.

The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) does random bullshit sidequests at LOCAA, learning the true meaning of Arenas and shitting on adventure game tropes and just using a cheat code.

The Page of Rage (peacefulRoc) enters the game third. They manage to prototype their kernel sprite with a Stink Creature pre-entry. They have many INTERESTS, including Wizards and Rap. Their chat handle is peacefulRoc. They appear to be destined for greatness. They glare with bafflement at the Land of Denial and Technology. The Black Queen's RING OF ORBS THREEFOLD grows stronger from prototyping the Stink Creature. The Black King's SCEPTER grows stronger from prototyping the Stink Creature.

The Page of Rage (peacefulRoc) is doing something... motherfucking miraculous. It's kind of hard to look away. The Dersites sure seem to be mad at them, though. The Page of Rage (peacefulRoc) steals all the licorice scottie dogs on Derse. The Page of Rage (peacefulRoc) might actually be sleep walking.

The Seer of Space (sassySpaceman) does quests in the Land of Wood and Frogs, listening to the ridiculously similar croaks of cloned frogs to figure out where their flaws are. Jump Creaturesprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful.

The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) does random bullshit sidequests at LOCAA, killing underlings and learning to really hate the entire concept of Arenas.

The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) does quests in the Land of Cesium and Arenas, manipulating the local stock exchange through a series of cunningly disguised time doubles. Wiggle Beastsprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful.

The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) does random bullshit sidequests at LOCAA, killing underlings and playing minigames.

The Page of Rage (peacefulRoc) is doing something... motherfucking miraculous. It's kind of hard to look away. Everybody seems to be pretty pissed at them, though. The Page of Rage (peacefulRoc) doesn't even seem to know what's going on themselves.

The Seer of Space (sassySpaceman) does quests in the Land of Wood and Frogs, paradox cloning a variety of frogs, after making a serious note to mess with them later. Jump Creaturesprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful.

The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) does quests in the Land of Cesium and Arenas, stopping a variety of disasters from happening before even the first player enters the medium. Wiggle Beastsprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful.

The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) does random bullshit sidequests at LOCAA, learning the true meaning of Cesium and playing minigames.

The Page of Rage (peacefulRoc) is doing something... motherfucking miraculous. It's kind of hard to look away. You get a bad feeling about this. The Murder Mode Page of Rage (peacefulRoc) has taken an acrobatic fucking pirouette off the handle and into a giant pile of crazy. You almost wish you hadn't seen this. This is completely terrifying. The Murder Mode Page of Rage (peacefulRoc) is wearing a sombrero. How HIGH do you even have to BE?

The Seer of Space (sassySpaceman) does quests in the Land of Wood and Frogs, listening to the ridiculously similar croaks of cloned frogs to figure out where their flaws are. Jump Creaturesprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful.

The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) and the Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) do quests in the Land of Cesium and Arenas, riding in at the last minute to defeat the local consorts hated enemies. Partnering up with your own time clones sure is efficient. Wiggle Beastsprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful.

The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) does random bullshit sidequests at LOCAA, killing underlings and learning about the lore.

The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) (236 hp, 10 power) initiates a strife with the Cronos Minion. Wiggle Beastsprite (50 hp, 30 power) joins them!


The Cronos Minion (26 hp, 13 power) targets the Wiggle Beastsprite (50 hp, 30 power). A hit! The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) (236 hp, 10 power) targets the Cronos Minion (26 hp, 13 power). A hit! The Wiggle Beastsprite (37 hp, 30 power) targets the Cronos Minion (16 hp, 13 power). The Wiggle Beastsprite (37 hp, 30 power) practically appears to be standing still as they clumsily lunge towards the Cronos Minion (16 hp, 13 power). They miss so hard the Cronos Minion (16 hp, 13 power) has plenty of time to get a counterattack in.

The Cronos Minion (16 hp, 13 power) targets the Wiggle Beastsprite (24 hp, 30 power). A hit! The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) (236 hp, 10 power) targets the Cronos Minion (16 hp, 13 power). A hit! The Wiggle Beastsprite (11 hp, 30 power) targets the Cronos Minion (6 hp, 13 power). The Wiggle Beastsprite (11 hp, 30 power) practically appears to be standing still as they clumsily lunge towards the Cronos Minion (6 hp, 13 power). They miss so hard the Cronos Minion (6 hp, 13 power) has plenty of time to get a counterattack in. The Wiggle Beastsprite (-3 hp, 30 power) is dead.

The Cronos Minion (6 hp, 13 power) targets the Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) (236 hp, 10 power). Ouch. That's gonna leave a mark. The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) (210 hp, 10 power) targets the Cronos Minion (6 hp, 13 power). A hit! The Cronos Minion (-4 hp, 13 power) is dead.

The fight is over. Cronos Minion is dead.

The Murder Mode Page of Rage (peacefulRoc) can't even find the Seer of Space (sassySpaceman) in order to kill them! They probably aren't even running away, but somehow the Murder Mode Page of Rage (peacefulRoc) keeps getting turned around. It's hard to stay enraged while wandering around, lost.

The Seer of Space (sassySpaceman) (331 hp, 38 power) initiates a strife with the Geb Minion. Jump Creaturesprite (50 hp, 30 power) joins them!


The Seer of Space (sassySpaceman) (331 hp, 38 power) targets the Geb Minion (32 hp, 16 power). A hit! The Geb Minion (-6 hp, 16 power) is dead.

The fight is over. Geb Minion is dead.

The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) and the Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) do quests at LOCAA, riding in at the last minute to defeat the local consorts hated enemies. Partnering up with your own time clones sure is efficient.

The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) does random bullshit sidequests at LOCAA, learning to really hate the entire concept of Arenas and killing underlings.

The Murder Mode Page of Rage (peacefulRoc) can't even find the Seer of Space (sassySpaceman) in order to kill them! They probably aren't even running away, but somehow the Murder Mode Page of Rage (peacefulRoc) keeps getting turned around. It's hard to stay enraged while wandering around, lost.

The Seer of Space (sassySpaceman) does quests in the Land of Wood and Frogs, messing with a variety of frogs that were previously paradox cloned. Jump Creaturesprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful.

The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) and the Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) do quests in the Land of Cesium and Arenas, searching through time for an unbroken legendary piece of shit weapon. Partnering up with your own time clones sure is efficient.

The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) does random bullshit sidequests at LOCAA, getting coy hints about The Ultimate Riddle and learning about the lore.

The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) and the Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) do quests in the Land of Cesium and Arenas, realizing that the legendary piece of shit weapon was broken WAY before they got here. Partnering up with your own time clones sure is efficient.

The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) does random bullshit sidequests at LOCAA, solving puzzles and shitting on adventure game tropes and just using a cheat code.

The Murder Mode Page of Rage (peacefulRoc) has officially settled their shit.

The Seer of Space (sassySpaceman) does quests at LOWAF, paradox cloning a variety of frogs, after making a serious note to mess with them later. Jump Creaturesprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful.

The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) does random bullshit sidequests at LOCAA, getting coy hints about The Ultimate Riddle and learning to really hate the entire concept of Arenas.

The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) does quests in the Land of Cesium and Arenas, alchemizing an unbroken version of the legendary piece of shit weapon to pawn off as the real thing to Hephaestus. They finally finished off all the main quests on Land of Cesium and Arenas. They should be ready to face their Denizen.

The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) does random bullshit sidequests at LOCAA, learning the true meaning of Cesium and exploring ruins.

The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) initiates a strife with their Denizen Cronos.


The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) (376 hp, 28 power) targets the Denizen Cronos (132 hp, 66 power). A hit! The Denizen Cronos (104 hp, 66 power) targets the Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) (376 hp, 28 power). A hit!

The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) (310 hp, 28 power) targets the Denizen Cronos (104 hp, 66 power). A hit! The Denizen Cronos (76 hp, 66 power) targets the Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) (310 hp, 28 power). A hit!

The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) (244 hp, 28 power) targets the Denizen Cronos (76 hp, 66 power). The attack manages to not hit anything too vital. The Denizen Cronos (62 hp, 66 power) targets the Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) (244 hp, 28 power). Ouch. That's gonna leave a mark.

The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) (113 hp, 28 power) targets the Denizen Cronos (62 hp, 66 power). A hit! The Denizen Cronos (34 hp, 66 power) targets the Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) (113 hp, 28 power). A hit!

The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) (47 hp, 28 power) targets the Denizen Cronos (34 hp, 66 power). The attack manages to not hit anything too vital. The Denizen Cronos (20 hp, 66 power) targets the Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) (47 hp, 28 power). Ouch. That's gonna leave a mark. The Prince of Time's Corpse (ProficientTarget) (-85 hp, 28 power) is dead.

The strife is over. The Prince of Time's Corpse (ProficientTarget) is dead.

The Seer of Space (sassySpaceman), as a member of the royalty of Derse, administers the universal remedy for the unawakened to the Prince of Time's Corpse (ProficientTarget). Their dream self takes over on Derse.

The Dream Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) is currently too busy flipping the fuck out about they just freaking died to be anything but a useless piece of gargbage. Their freakout level is getting dangerously high.

The Dream Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) initiates a strife with their Denizen Cronos.


The Dream Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) (376 hp, 29 power) targets the Denizen Cronos (20 hp, 66 power). A hit! The Denizen Cronos (-9 hp, 66 power) is dead.

The fight is over. Denizen Cronos is dead.

The Dream Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) is doing something... motherfucking miraculous. It's kind of hard to look away. You are definitely blaming the Page of Rage (peacefulRoc), somehow. What was that light on LOCAA? Holy shit. Did the Prince of Time just randomly go GodTier? What the fuck is going on? How did they even die? This is some flagrant bullshit.
The God Tier Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) somehow got a hold of 413 helium balloon and has had them tied to their neck this whole time.

The Page of Rage (peacefulRoc) and the Seer of Space (sassySpaceman) do quests in the Land of Denial and Technology, going on various quests of self discovery and confidence building. Stink Creaturesprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful.

The Seer of Space (sassySpaceman) does quests in the Land of Wood and Frogs, trying to figure out why the Forge is unlit. Jump Creaturesprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful.

The Page of Rage (peacefulRoc) is doing something... motherfucking miraculous. It's kind of hard to look away. What was that light on LODAT? Holy shit. Did the Page of Rage just randomly go GodTier? What the fuck is going on? How did they even die? This is some flagrant bullshit.
The God Tier Page of Rage (peacefulRoc) is wearing a sombrero. How HIGH do you even have to BE?

The God Tier Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) and the God Tier Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) do quests at LOCAA, building awesome things way in the past for themselves to find later. Partnering up with your own time clones sure is efficient.

The Seer of Space (sassySpaceman) does quests at LOWAF, clearing various bullshit obstacles to lighting the Forge. Jump Creaturesprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful.

The God Tier Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) does random bullshit sidequests at LOCAA, killing underlings and solving puzzles.

The God Tier Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) is not going to to fall into SBURB's trap. They pester the Seer of Space (sassySpaceman) to do frog breeding, even if it seems useless. They bug and fuss and meddle and finally the Seer of Space (sassySpaceman) agrees to ...just FUCKING DO IT.

The God Tier Page of Rage (peacefulRoc) is currently too busy flipping the fuck out about they just freaking died to be anything but a useless piece of gargbage. Their freakout level is getting dangerously high.

The Seer of Space (sassySpaceman) does quests in the Land of Wood and Frogs, lighting the Forge. Jump Creaturesprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful. They finally finished off all the main quests on Land of Wood and Frogs. They should be ready to face their Denizen.

The God Tier Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) is not going to to fall into SBURB's trap. They pester the Seer of Space (sassySpaceman) to do frog breeding, even if it seems useless. They bug and fuss and meddle and finally the Seer of Space (sassySpaceman) agrees to ...just FUCKING DO IT.

The God Tier Page of Rage (peacefulRoc) is doing something... motherfucking miraculous. It's kind of hard to look away. Everybody seems to be pretty happy with them, though. The God Tier Page of Rage (peacefulRoc) is wearing a sombrero. How HIGH do you even have to BE?

The Seer of Space (sassySpaceman) initiates a strife with their Denizen Geb.


The Denizen Geb (161 hp, 80 power) targets the Seer of Space (sassySpaceman) (391 hp, 48 power). A hit! The Seer of Space (sassySpaceman) (311 hp, 48 power) targets the Denizen Geb (161 hp, 80 power). A hit!

The Denizen Geb (113 hp, 80 power) targets the Seer of Space (sassySpaceman) (311 hp, 48 power). A hit! The Seer of Space (sassySpaceman) (230 hp, 48 power) targets the Denizen Geb (113 hp, 80 power). A hit!

The Denizen Geb (65 hp, 80 power) targets the Seer of Space (sassySpaceman) (230 hp, 48 power). A hit! The Seer of Space (sassySpaceman) (150 hp, 48 power) targets the Denizen Geb (65 hp, 80 power). A hit!

The Denizen Geb (17 hp, 80 power) targets the Seer of Space (sassySpaceman) (150 hp, 48 power). A hit! The Seer of Space (sassySpaceman) (69 hp, 48 power) targets the Denizen Geb (17 hp, 80 power). A hit! The Denizen Geb (-31 hp, 80 power) is dead.

The fight is over. Denizen Geb is dead.

The God Tier Page of Rage (peacefulRoc) is doing something... motherfucking miraculous. It's kind of hard to look away. Their consorts seem pretty happy, though. The God Tier Page of Rage (peacefulRoc) is encouraging local consorts to form secret societies around household items. The God Tier Page of Rage (peacefulRoc) is wearing a sombrero. How HIGH do you even have to BE?

The God Tier Page of Rage (peacefulRoc) has taken an acrobatic fucking pirouette off the handle and into a giant pile of crazy. They engage Murder Mode while thinking of their enemies Seer of Space (sassySpaceman) and God Tier Prince of Time (ProficientTarget). This is completely terrifying. The Murder Mode God Tier Page of Rage (peacefulRoc) is contemplating murder. Can their rage be soothed by a good old-fashioned rap battle?

The Seer of Space (sassySpaceman) has taken an acrobatic fucking pirouette off the handle and into a giant pile of crazy. They engage Murder Mode while thinking of their enemies God Tier Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) and Murder Mode God Tier Page of Rage (peacefulRoc). This is completely terrifying. The Murder Mode Seer of Space (sassySpaceman) is contemplating murder. Can their rage be soothed by a good old-fashioned rap battle?

The Murder Mode God Tier Page of Rage (peacefulRoc) can't even find the Murder Mode Seer of Space (sassySpaceman) in order to kill them! They probably aren't even running away, but somehow the Murder Mode God Tier Page of Rage (peacefulRoc) keeps getting turned around. It's hard to stay enraged while wandering around, lost.

The God Tier Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) is currently too busy flipping the fuck out about the Rage coursing through their body to be anything but a useless piece of gargbage. Their freakout level is getting dangerously high.

The Murder Mode Seer of Space (sassySpaceman) is starting to seem a little strange. They sure do like talking about Horrorterrors!

The Murder Mode God Tier Page of Rage (peacefulRoc) can't even find the Murder Mode Seer of Space (sassySpaceman) in order to kill them! They probably aren't even running away, but somehow the Murder Mode God Tier Page of Rage (peacefulRoc) keeps getting turned around. It's hard to stay enraged while wandering around, lost.

The God Tier Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) does random bullshit sidequests at LOCAA, exploring ruins and killing underlings.

The Seer of Space isn't responding to chat messages much anymore.

The God Tier Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) does random bullshit sidequests at LOCAA, shitting on adventure game tropes and just using a cheat code and learning the true meaning of Arenas.

The Murder Mode God Tier Page of Rage (peacefulRoc) can't even find the Murder Mode Mildly Grim Dark Seer of Space (sassySpaceman) in order to kill them! They probably aren't even running away, but somehow the Murder Mode God Tier Page of Rage (peacefulRoc) keeps getting turned around. It's hard to stay enraged while wandering around, lost. The Murder Mode Mildly Grim Dark Seer of Space (sassySpaceman) can't find anybody they hate enough to murder. They calm down a little.

The God Tier Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) and the God Tier Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) do quests in the Land of Cesium and Arenas, restoring the consort’s destroyed villages through time shenanigans. The consorts boggle at their newly restored houses. Partnering up with your own time clones sure is efficient.

The God Tier Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) does random bullshit sidequests at LOCAA, playing minigames and shitting on adventure game tropes and just using a cheat code.

The Murder Mode Mildly Grim Dark Seer of Space (sassySpaceman) is trying to break SBURB itself. They search for the game disk for SBURB itself. Luckily, they kind of suck at this game.

The Seer of Space will tell anyone who will listen that the game needs to be broken.

The Murder Mode God Tier Page of Rage (peacefulRoc) can't even find the Murder Mode Mildly Grim Dark Seer of Space (sassySpaceman) in order to kill them! They probably aren't even running away, but somehow the Murder Mode God Tier Page of Rage (peacefulRoc) keeps getting turned around. It's hard to stay enraged while wandering around, lost.

The God Tier Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) does random bullshit sidequests at LOCAA, delving into dungeons and learning the true meaning of Cesium.

The Murder Mode Mildly Grim Dark Seer of Space (sassySpaceman) is trying to break SBURB itself. They exploit glitches to access areas of the game meant never to be seen by players. Luckily, they kind of suck at this game.

The Seer of Space slips into the fabled blackdeath trance of the woegothics, quaking all the while in the bloodeldritch throes of the broodfester tongues. It is now painfully obvious to anyone with a brain, they have basically gone completely off the deep end in every way. The Murder Mode Severely Grim Dark Seer of Space (sassySpaceman) has officially gone grimdark.

The God Tier Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) is currently too busy flipping the fuck out about how they seem to be going shithive maggots for no goddamned reason to be anything but a useless piece of gargbage. Their freakout level is getting dangerously high.

The Murder Mode Severely Grim Dark Seer of Space (sassySpaceman) is trying to break SBURB itself. They begin asking the local consorts VERY uncomfortable questsions. They seem strong enough to do some serious damage.

The Murder Mode God Tier Page of Rage (peacefulRoc) can't even find the Murder Mode Severely Grim Dark Seer of Space (sassySpaceman) in order to kill them! They probably aren't even running away, but somehow the Murder Mode God Tier Page of Rage (peacefulRoc) keeps getting turned around. It's hard to stay enraged while wandering around, lost. The Murder Mode Severely Grim Dark Seer of Space (sassySpaceman) can't find anybody they hate enough to murder. They calm down a little.

The God Tier Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) does quests at LOCAA, securing the alpha timeline and keeping the corpse pile from getting any taller.

The God Tier Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) does random bullshit sidequests at LOCAA, delving into dungeons and killing underlings.

Jack Noir is tired of putting up with the STUPID LOUSY WISE AND JUST LEADER, what a royal pain in the ass. It's bad enough she makes him handle every single piece of paperwork in all of Derse, does she really need to rub salt in his wounds and make him dress up in frivolous outfits as well? So, it's no surprise that Jack murders the Black Queen the second he finds a Legendary weapon amongst the confiscated packages of Prospit.

The Murder Mode Severely Grim Dark Seer of Space (sassySpaceman) is trying to break SBURB itself. They seek forbidden knowledge hidden deep within the glitchiest parts of the Furthest Ring. They seem strong enough to do some serious damage.

The Murder Mode God Tier Page of Rage (peacefulRoc) can't even find the Murder Mode Severely Grim Dark Seer of Space (sassySpaceman) in order to kill them! They probably aren't even running away, but somehow the Murder Mode God Tier Page of Rage (peacefulRoc) keeps getting turned around. It's hard to stay enraged while wandering around, lost.

The God Tier Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) is currently too busy flipping the fuck out about how they seem to be going shithive maggots for no goddamned reason to be anything but a useless piece of gargbage. Their freakout level is getting dangerously high.

In a shocking turn of events, Jack Noir claims the Black Queen's RING OF ORBS THREEFOLD. He pries the ring off her still twitching finger. You'd think this would be no worse than having the Black Queen around, but Jack is kind of a big deal. He immediately decides to show everybody his stabs.

The Murder Mode Severely Grim Dark Seer of Space (sassySpaceman) is trying to break SBURB itself. They seek the counsel of the noble circle of the Horrorterrors. They seem strong enough to do some serious damage.

The Murder Mode God Tier Page of Rage (peacefulRoc) can't even find the Murder Mode Severely Grim Dark Seer of Space (sassySpaceman) in order to kill them! They probably aren't even running away, but somehow the Murder Mode God Tier Page of Rage (peacefulRoc) keeps getting turned around. It's hard to stay enraged while wandering around, lost.

The God Tier Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) does random bullshit sidequests at LOCAA, playing minigames and learning about the lore.

The reckoning has begun. The Black King has defeated his Prospitian counterpart, initiating a meteor storm to destroy Skaia. Remember those random baby versions of the players the Seer of Space made? Yeah, that didn't stop being a thing that was true. It turns out that those babies ended up on the meteors heading straight to Skaia. And to defend itself, Skaia totally teleported those babies back in time, and to Earth. We are all blown away by this stunning revelation. Wow, those babies were the players? Really? Like, a paradox? Huh.

Getting back to the King, all the players can do now is try to defeat him on Skaia before they lose their Ultimate Reward. The Ultimate Reward allows the players to create a new Universe frog, and live inside of it. Without it, they'll be trapped in the Medium forever. (Barring shenanigans). 3 players will fight the Dersite Royalty and try to prove themselves worthy of the Ultimate Reward.

It is time for the final opponent, the Black King.



The Crowned Black King (1000 hp, 185 power) targets the God Tier Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) (1076 hp, 1131 power). A hit! The Murder Mode Severely Grim Dark Seer of Space (sassySpaceman) (471 hp, 318 power) targets the Crowned Black King (1000 hp, 185 power). The Murder Mode Severely Grim Dark Seer of Space (sassySpaceman) (471 hp, 318 power) practically appears to be standing still as they clumsily lunge towards the Crowned Black King (1000 hp, 185 power). They miss so hard the Crowned Black King (1000 hp, 185 power) has plenty of time to get a counterattack in. The God Tier Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) (891 hp, 1131 power) targets the Crowned Black King (1000 hp, 185 power). The God Tier Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) (891 hp, 1131 power) practically appears to be standing still as they clumsily lunge towards the Crowned Black King (1000 hp, 185 power). They miss so hard the Crowned Black King (1000 hp, 185 power) has plenty of time to get a counterattack in. The Murder Mode God Tier Page of Rage (peacefulRoc) (835 hp, 1189 power) targets the Crowned Black King (1000 hp, 185 power). The attack backfires and causes unlucky damage. The Crowned Black King (1000 hp, 185 power) sure is lucky!!!!!!!!

The Crowned Black King (1000 hp, 185 power) targets the God Tier Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) (706 hp, 1131 power). A hit! The Murder Mode Severely Grim Dark Seer of Space (sassySpaceman) (286 hp, 318 power) targets the Crowned Black King (1000 hp, 185 power). A hit! The God Tier Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) (521 hp, 1131 power) targets the Crowned Black King (682 hp, 185 power). The God Tier Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) (521 hp, 1131 power) practically appears to be standing still as they clumsily lunge towards the Crowned Black King (682 hp, 185 power). They miss so hard the Crowned Black King (682 hp, 185 power) has plenty of time to get a counterattack in. The Murder Mode God Tier Page of Rage (peacefulRoc) (716 hp, 1189 power) targets the Crowned Black King (682 hp, 185 power). The attack backfires and causes unlucky damage. The Crowned Black King (682 hp, 185 power) sure is lucky!!!!!!!!

The Crowned Black King (682 hp, 185 power) targets the God Tier Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) (336 hp, 1131 power). A hit! The Murder Mode Severely Grim Dark Seer of Space (sassySpaceman) (286 hp, 318 power) targets the Crowned Black King (682 hp, 185 power). The Murder Mode Severely Grim Dark Seer of Space (sassySpaceman) (286 hp, 318 power) practically appears to be standing still as they clumsily lunge towards the Crowned Black King (682 hp, 185 power). They miss so hard the Crowned Black King (682 hp, 185 power) has plenty of time to get a counterattack in. The God Tier Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) (151 hp, 1131 power) targets the Crowned Black King (682 hp, 185 power). The God Tier Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) (151 hp, 1131 power) practically appears to be standing still as they clumsily lunge towards the Crowned Black King (682 hp, 185 power). They miss so hard the Crowned Black King (682 hp, 185 power) has plenty of time to get a counterattack in. The God Tier Prince of Time's Corpse (ProficientTarget) (-34 hp, 1131 power) is dead. The Murder Mode God Tier Page of Rage (peacefulRoc) (597 hp, 1189 power) targets the Crowned Black King (682 hp, 185 power). The attack backfires and causes unlucky damage. The Crowned Black King (682 hp, 185 power) sure is lucky!!!!!!!!

The Crowned Black King (682 hp, 185 power) targets the Murder Mode God Tier Page of Rage (peacefulRoc) (478 hp, 1189 power). Ouch. That's gonna leave a mark. The Murder Mode Severely Grim Dark Seer of Space (sassySpaceman) (101 hp, 318 power) targets the Crowned Black King (682 hp, 185 power). The Murder Mode Severely Grim Dark Seer of Space (sassySpaceman) (101 hp, 318 power) practically appears to be standing still as they clumsily lunge towards the Crowned Black King (682 hp, 185 power). They miss so hard the Crowned Black King (682 hp, 185 power) has plenty of time to get a counterattack in. The Murder Mode Severely Grim Dark Seer of Space's Corpse (sassySpaceman) (-84 hp, 318 power) is dead. The Murder Mode God Tier Page of Rage (peacefulRoc) (108 hp, 1189 power) targets the Crowned Black King (682 hp, 185 power). The attack backfires and causes unlucky damage. The Crowned Black King (682 hp, 185 power) sure is lucky!!!!!!!!The Murder Mode God Tier Page of Rage's Corpse (peacefulRoc) (-11 hp, 1189 power) is dead.

The strife is over. The players are dead.

The game abstraction of the Judgement Clock is ruling on the death of the God Tier Prince of Time's Corpse (ProficientTarget) and Murder Mode God Tier Page of Rage's Corpse (peacefulRoc). The God Tier Prince of Time's Corpse (ProficientTarget)'s death is judged to be neither HEROIC nor JUST. They revive in a rainbow glow, stronger than ever. The Murder Mode God Tier Page of Rage's Corpse (peacefulRoc)'s death is judged to be JUST. They do not revive.

It is time for the final opponent, the Black King.



The Crowned Black King (682 hp, 185 power) targets the God Tier Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) (996 hp, 1211 power). Ouch. That's gonna leave a mark. The God Tier Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) (626 hp, 1211 power) targets the Crowned Black King (682 hp, 185 power). The God Tier Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) (626 hp, 1211 power) practically appears to be standing still as they clumsily lunge towards the Crowned Black King (682 hp, 185 power). They miss so hard the Crowned Black King (682 hp, 185 power) has plenty of time to get a counterattack in.

The Crowned Black King (682 hp, 185 power) targets the God Tier Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) (441 hp, 1211 power). A hit! The God Tier Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) (256 hp, 1211 power) targets the Crowned Black King (682 hp, 185 power). A hit! The Crowned Black King (-529 hp, 185 power) is dead.

The fight is over. Black King is dead.

Murder Mode Severely Grim Dark Seer of Space's Corpse (sassySpaceman)'s waits patiently for the kiss of life. But nobody came. Their dream self dies as well.

1 players are alive.


Victory is not without it's price. 2 players are dead, never to revive. There is time for mourning.


The Seer of Space died fighting the Black King. The God Tier Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) feels awkward about not missing them at all.



The Page of Rage died fighting the Black King (it was a JUST judgement).

Luckily, the Murder Mode Severely Grim Dark Seer of Space's Corpse (sassySpaceman) was diligent in frog breeding duties. The frog is deployed, and grows to massive proportions, and lets out a breath taking Vast Croak.

The door to the new universe is revealed. Everyone files in.

Thanks for Playing.
The MVP of the session was: God Tier Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) with a power of: 1331
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